Prison Movie Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Food Chain Gang

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

Preferred Prisons

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Let's stay in tonight.'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

Prison officers' hospital visit.

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'We've been caught boys. But lets not go down without putting on a show.'

And for sport we've got a spittoon.

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

Sultry Confinement

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"

'Stampede, what you in for?'

'Ok - who ordered the taxi?'

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