Prison Movie Fan Pillows

'I hope this is gluten-free!'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'A little higher and to the right - that's gorgeous!'

"Don't worry. You'll soon get the hang of it"

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'On the bright side, we can vouch for each other's whereabouts.'

On the electric chair

Prisoners playing conkers with their balls and chains

'No air conditioning? - I don't see how you stand it in there!'

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Stampede, what you in for?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Food Chain Gang

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Preferred Prisons

'It's windy this morning.'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

Do you believe in free love?

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

Prison decorating

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'