Prison Movie Fan Mugs

'I hope this is gluten-free!'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'A little higher and to the right - that's gorgeous!'

"Don't worry. You'll soon get the hang of it"

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'On the bright side, we can vouch for each other's whereabouts.'

On the electric chair

Prisoners playing conkers with their balls and chains

'No air conditioning? - I don't see how you stand it in there!'

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Stampede, what you in for?'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Food Chain Gang

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Preferred Prisons

'It's windy this morning.'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

Identity theft. You?

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."