Prison Movie Fans Mugs

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Food Chain Gang

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

'It's windy this morning.'

Preferred Prisons

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

'So, how was your day?'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

"For God's sake man, give it a break. You were an accountant!"

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

Prison decorating