Prison Film Fan Mugs

'I'm thinking of dropping out of law school.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Food Chain Gang

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'It's windy this morning.'

Preferred Prisons

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

Prison decorating

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

"I'm in for stealing breath."