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'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Food Chain Gang

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

Preferred Prisons

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'Let's stay in tonight.'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

Prison officers' hospital visit.

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'Ok - who ordered the taxi?'

'We've been caught boys. But lets not go down without putting on a show.'

And for sport we've got a spittoon.

'I'm here for identity theft.'

Sultry Confinement

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

'Stampede, what you in for?'

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