Prison Movie Buffs Prints

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

Food Chain Gang

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

Preferred Prisons

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

Prisoner playing golf with his ball and chains.

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

'Let's stay in tonight.'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

And for sport we've got a spittoon.

'I'm here for identity theft.'

Sultry Confinement

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"

'Stampede, what you in for?'

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

'We've been caught boys. But lets not go down without putting on a show.'

'Ok - who ordered the taxi?'

Add Your Own Caption Week #218

'I'm thinking of dropping out of law school.'