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'Let's stay in tonight.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

Preferred Prisons

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

Barnaby in Newgate

Birdman of Alcatraz.

Santa visits prison.

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Lawyer to prisoner- It's stopped raining, I'll be going,

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

The Bird man of Alcatraz celebrates Thanksgiving.

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

Prison officers' hospital visit.

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Before this arthritis hit me, I was a top-of-the-line pickpocket. Now I can only steal from penny loafers.'

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

And for sport we've got a spittoon.

Sultry Confinement

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"

'Stampede, what you in for?'