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Preferred Prisons

"I like your new cage!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"What are you thinking of, Dear?" "Oh just something I said to Robert Mueller."

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'It's not a Ponzi scheme. It's a Ponzi FUND.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

'It's windy this morning.'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"I thought I'd never find you. Your coworkers only say you're away from your desk."

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

"You're doing 20-to-life. What do you mean you haven't got time to floss?"

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'I made good money - until they added colour to the twenty dollar bills.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

Prison decorating

"Allegations were made, allegations were proved."

"He says he won't wear a mask."

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

'Enforcers are SO yesterday. I've got NHS managers to take care of that part of the business.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'