Prison Life Appreciator Gifts

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Life is just four letters...

Maradona memorial.

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

"Can you hear me now?"

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

Santa visits prison.

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'Love the whole back-to-basics thing. I'll miss my freedom, but not the clutter.'

Everyday Hospice

'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Lockdown End

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

"Sorry, but the final T bone steak, French fries, eggs and ice cream are off the menu."

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"