Prison Life Appreciator Gifts

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Tic-tac-toe

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Life is just four letters...

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Can you hear me now?"

Maradona memorial.

"Okay, people! Let's get our Taylor Swift on!"

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

There's no cure for birth and death, so you may as well enjoy the interval!

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

In memory of the memorial that stood here.

"But the tax evasion did bring me happiness."

Santa visits prison.

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'Love the whole back-to-basics thing. I'll miss my freedom, but not the clutter.'

Everyday Hospice

'I'm sorry, but I make it a rule not to date anyone I work with.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'Thank you for accepting me the way I am.'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"

Joe Splitz - Acrobat.

"Neato, keeno - bunk beds!"

Lockdown End

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

'Being in here has finally cured my wanderlust.'

"Sorry, but the final T bone steak, French fries, eggs and ice cream are off the menu."