Priority Pundit Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a priority pundit’s insightful, opinionated nature? Our curated collection of quirky and thoughtful products is perfect for stimulating conversation and sparking smiles. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these items celebrate the art of voicing your thoughts—light-heartedly and with style.

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A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree. mockup

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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Hate Platforms

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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Where does it all end up?

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..." mockup

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

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"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money." mockup

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.' mockup

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

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'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!' mockup

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Obama Healthcare.

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"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..." mockup

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge. mockup

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

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'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.' mockup

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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Priority Pundit Gifts Collection

Priority Pundit Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for priority pundits—designed to bring humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.

Priority Pundit Pillows

Find cozy, witty pillows that reflect the lively spirit of priority pundits—perfect for adding personality to their favorite spaces.

Priority Pundit Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate clever minds and quick wit—great for decorating the home or office of a proud pundit.

Priority Pundit T-Shirts

Discover our selection of t-shirts for bold personalities—ideal for priority pundits who love to make a statement and share their opinions.