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Primary Pundit Gifts
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"So what kind of mood is he in?"
Hate Platforms
"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
CEO du Jour
Difference of Opinion
'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."
Where does it all end up?
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'
"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"
'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
Obama Healthcare.
'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'
New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
'It's cheaper than gas.'
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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