Primary Pundit Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow that celebrates their love for discussion and debate—comfortable, funny, and thoughtfully designed.

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Mittzkrieg

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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Hate Platforms

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"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

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In the Guru District

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract." mockup

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

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CEO du Jour

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Difference of Opinion

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'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!' mockup

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

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"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

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"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

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Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

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"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

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"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..." mockup

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

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"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

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'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

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Where does it all end up?

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.' mockup

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

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'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!' mockup

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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Obama Healthcare.

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"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

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New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge. mockup

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

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'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.' mockup

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

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'It's cheaper than gas.'

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"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

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Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'. mockup

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

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Primary Pundit Pillows Collection

Primary Pundit Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for primary pundits—perfect for starting conversations or sparking laughter over coffee.

Primary Pundit Prints

Browse through our prints that capture the essence of insightful debate—perfect for adorning the walls of any primary pundit's home or workspace.

Primary Pundit T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the wit and insight of your primary pundit—ideal for making a statement and sharing their passion.