Priority Boarder Gifts

'Now that we've boarded our first class, priority, gold priority, business class, premium and gold star passengers - is there anyone else left?'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Shred the plank."

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Monday around 9PM.

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Work Life Balance.

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

Learning to say 'no'

Land's End

Sitting In

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

It's time for Immigration Reform.

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

'Using this, you will be able to get around the branches more quickly!'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

'Please, just wipe my mind not my posh accent!'

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

Brother Ernest has been riding a skateboard for years and nobody knew!

"He definitely doesn't want to see anybody."

You are charged with having the wrong priorities....

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."