Prioritization Rebel Gifts

"I'm in the middle of something. Can I call you right back?"

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

Monday around 9PM.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

Work Life Balance.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Why do you want a career in the bank?

'He's trying to see more of his family.'

'He's allergic to talc! You'll have to give up the baby!'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."

Sitting In

e. e. cummings explained. 'It's all fixed, sir, all that is except the shift key.'

"No, Mr Cummings, I haven`t dealt with the accounts file yet. I`m getting to it as quickly as I can."

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

"You're a quart low."

'Now that I'm separated and the kids are gone, I plan to spend a lot more time with the family.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Ok, if it's that important to you, we can make a to-do list.

absolutely no capital letters beyond this point

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

Death: 'Let it ring.'

Scales: Book & sausages.

Games and Rubiks Cubes

"You said you needed to see more of your family and we listened. You can Skype with them for 2 minutes instead of taking a bathroom break."

You are charged with having the wrong priorities....

"OK, she's here. Whatever happens, I love you more."

"Call you back – a more important call's coming in."

' But it's Thursday ! Tonight can't be made for love. Thursdays are for darts - Saturdays are for love '.

Golf club with handicap parking.