Princess And Prince Playful Gifts

"Prince Rupert wants an imaginary friend. So go find him one."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

'Hey! No Tongues!'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Seriously?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

Ballet dancer

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

Baby Making on Board

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Frog man

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .