Prince Charming Dad Gifts

Father changing nappy, "Heir freshener"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

My Knight in shining Armour.

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'He looks exactly like his father!'

'Good one Dad. Imagine your catch if you had bought us REAl fishing gear.'

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

Ballet dancer

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Seriously?"

Father's Day

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'Is THAT it? You call THAT turning into a prince?'

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Did she marry the prince for love for for money?'

Timber!

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your ... did you get a perm?"

Frog man

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

'I don't care if I have been here for a hundred years! What kind of pervert kisses a girl while she's sleeping?!'

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

"Hold it! Have you washed your hands?"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

'Sorry, but I don't kiss anyone with 'smoker's breath'.'