Prince And Princess Lore Lover Pillows

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

The Mouse Princess

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Well, I assume the three bears went in the woods like all bears do. May I continue?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

Fairy godmother arrives

'Hey! No Tongues!'

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Folk o' the Wee

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Finding Bigfoot

"Fashion over function!"

Here "Lies" Pinocchio

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'I'm telling you, that was Harris and he was carrying a goose.'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Humpty Dumpty: THE LATER YEARS. . .

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'