Prince And Princess Lore Lover Mugs

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

The Mouse Princess

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"The third little pig built a super strong brick house so The Big Bad Wolf couldn't break in and violate the rules of social distancing."

Fairy godmother arrives

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Wow. . . Are you expecting or did you nibble on your gingerbread house again?"

Folk o' the Wee

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'Hey! No Tongues!'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Fashion over function!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'I'm telling you, that was Harris and he was carrying a goose.'

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'The prince and the princess lived happily ever after on their profits from capital-appreciation funds.'

'It's King Midas... Quick, take the signs down!'