Princess Lover Mugs

'Yeah, yeah. Never mind about your hobbies. Are you a princess or not?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

I love my cape

How oysters get engaged.

Rapunzel - before the make-over.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

"And that won't wake me either."

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Well, where's the last place you had it?

"So the knight married the damsel and they lived not-unhappily ever-after, though the knight regretted not having slain a few more dragons in his prime."

'How about a game of cards?'

Maybe the issue isn't how the pea makes you feel,but how the person who put it there makes you feel.

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

Princess

Proper little princess.

Rapunzel's Hair Extensions.

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'Maybe next time. I never kiss on a first date.'

'So when does the doctor think your mononucleosis will clear up?'

The Princess and the Frog

'Heyyy! No tongue!' (the princess and the frog)

A planet like ours - "Unfortunately for the princess, this was a deadly poison arrow frog."

God save the Queen.

'That's Quasimodo's penthouse apartment. He made a fortune selling ring tones.'

"It isn't a pearl. Looks like a cyst."

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

"Take me to your leader"

It's not a pearl - It's a piercing.

Pashmina Limerick.

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

"Oh, it's you. You startled me."