Crown Prince Lore Lover Pillows

'Your work-release application has been approved -- you start tomorrow as the Crown Prince's whipping boy.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Fresh Blood In Politics

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Vampire Weekday

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Weak Knights

Mermaids

Nosferatu-D2

'You really should Floss.'

'Size matters!'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'