Primordial Soup Taster Gifts

Looking for a gift that piques curiosity and celebrates the mystery of life's beginnings? Our Primordial Soup Taster collection features whimsical products that are perfect for science buffs, hobbyists, or anyone fascinated by early Earth. From fun mugs to clever t-shirts, pillows, and prints, these items are designed to inspire and amuse. They make memorable gifts for your favorite scientist, student, or history enthusiast who loves exploring the origins of life with a touch of humor.

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Ooze: A Primordial Bar and Grill

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!' mockup

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

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"Is this a dagger I see before me?" mockup

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

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"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet." mockup

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

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A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory. mockup

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

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"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?" mockup

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

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Please Wait and wait and wait.

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"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!" mockup

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

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De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.' mockup

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

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Great Moments in Culinary History. mockup

Great Moments in Culinary History.

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'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.' mockup

'This isn't soup of the day. Today's Tuesday.'

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'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!' mockup

'Waiter! This broth tastes spoiled!'

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Quark soup

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"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?" mockup

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

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"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar." mockup

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

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"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity." mockup

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

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Neanderthal Golf.

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'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.' mockup

'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'

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