Primitive Gourmet Gifts

"Tog, this is delicious — are you sure you’re not gay?"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Boy baking a cake.

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"All I've got left is smoked."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

Chinese Novel Cookie

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Oh no wonder, this is Extra Virgin Mary Olive Oil.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"I'm trying to stick to a Paleo diet. Do you think cavemen had wasabi sauce on their sushi?"

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'My broker advises me to have the pork bellies.'

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

"Red wine with fish? Do you take me as some kind of a monster?!"

Life of Riley #3: '...The food is always excellent.'

Veggie Hamburgers & Hotdogs. . .Ingredients: vegetables & vegetable byproducts.

What's in the milk today?