Primitive Celebrations Admirer Gifts

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I think we should get a dog."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"Now do you believe me?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Woolly tofu.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"There's no need to shout!"

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Poinsettia, From Mexico to the World

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Hanukkah Plans

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"