Primitive Celebrations Admirer Pillows

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Now do you believe me?"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I think we should get a dog."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Woolly tofu.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Poinsettia, From Mexico to the World

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'

Hanukkah Plans

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

'It doesn't get any better than this!'