Primitive Culture Buff Pillows

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Great Moments in Culinary History.

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I think we should get a dog."

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.

'It doesn't get any better than this!'