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Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

Great Moments in Culinary History.

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Boomerang

True, it's a fixer-upper.

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.