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It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Primitive magician

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"I think we should get a dog."

"Now do you believe me?"

Cleopatra

Hieroglyph stamps.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

Improv Night

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Igloos in the old days.

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Now that we invented written communication, I'm afraid it will lead to texting, then ruin verbal communication."

"It is difficult to say what you have, however Dr. Gerussi here is fluent in Latin and Ancient Greek."

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Keister Island.