Primal Living Advocate Gifts

'If you have any other concerns, talk to the boss - his cave is always open.'

Cave man chiropractor.

'What you need is hunting and gathering -- I mean, diet and exercise.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

But is it organic?

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'Now do you believe in global warming?'

Castle Efficiency

'Fresh eggs!'

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

'My only consolation is that by eating us they're killing themselves.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Free Range Eggs.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Valuable Water

'Arctic Rolls are getting smaller.'

"Wow! Greta must have peed in the water!"