Priests Gifts

Hula Halo

"But mother, you don't have to call me father. I'm still your son, you know."

'I hate it when the organist is away on holiday'

"I name this child, Elvis - and he's messed up my blue suede shoes."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'If you think God moves in mysterious ways, you should see long division.'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"We'd like to talk to you about corona."

"My client's offer is five Hail Marys."

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

Sermon: '...and on the eighth day he created creationists.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Mass Transit

"Sinead?!"

8 Sins or Less

'This will be the second marriage for both of us, so give it your best shot.'

'Well, here I am at Castel Gandolfo. . .they took away mein ruby slippers!'

'The Pope signal! Quick! To the Pope mobile!!'

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'Sid you have to show your ignorance by asking if the ten commandments were written in stone?'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Death of the pope.

Heavenly Halo

'Now I know you've been bending over backwards to accommodate your superiors. Word of advice; bend over forwards.'

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

Missionary Statement: Spread the Word.

Pastor Charles - also known as 'Charlie Chaplain'

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Ingoldsby Legends - Pious Bishop Richard of Birchington

"'Host' and Cheese?"