Prideful Netcaster Gifts

Fishing Catch Photos.

Butterfly Woman

Fish talking about fisherman

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"There is no news today - just ad lib for half an hour."

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'That was my first ever kill.'

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"

Nothing is more embarrassing than tripping over the news ticker.

'In your wildest dreams!'

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'