Prideful Netcaster Pillows

Fishing Catch Photos.

Butterfly Woman

Fish talking about fisherman

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

TV News. Multiple drenching thunderstorms are forming over the region. What's your weather segment lead-in? "There's a soaker born every minute!"

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Proud Mum.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'I often commit the sin of pride, Reverend. I imagine myself being googled.'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Feelings towards radios #7 Man catching a radio in a net.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"There is no news today - just ad lib for half an hour."

'That was my first ever kill.'

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

Ralph soon realised that fishing for compliments wasn't working.

"Don't you want to have parents who can brag about their children?"

'And now, PBS presents a made-for-Public-TV superhero show - Colonel Canada!'

Nothing is more embarrassing than tripping over the news ticker.

I guess we should tune in. How could we not? Welcome to Ask Sadie. Tonight is our first show since we've been purchased by News Corp. Let me welcome our new owners by saying: Rupert Murdoch is a greedy @#$% who now owes #$% money to the #$@% FCC. Priceless. @#$%! To be continued …

'In your wildest dreams!'

'Remember, you said if I became an honor student, you wouldn't embarrass me with one of those bumper stickers.'