Pride And Joy Guardian Gifts

"Watch the fingerprints, Madge. It's my new car remember ."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Spilled Milk

"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

"I lobby for rich people."

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'I don't worry when he calls from the door way or the front steps - only when he starts heading this way.'

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Not only can we show you how to make money on your investments, we can show you how to keep more of what you make.'

"Listen - we just stay silent and look remote and concerned and dignified, and we keep the damn bonuses."

'It's bad news Gents. This time next year we shall all be only millionaires.'

'Yes, most humans call us pests or vermin, but a few of them love us as pets...'

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"

"I'm afraid I may have murdered the trees."

Art Gallery - Comics.

Storks - World Food Production.

'The patient said he brushed regularly, but his dentist knew better.'

World Press Freedom Day

Dog follows a bouncing ball over a balcony.

'I was wrong...you can teach an old dog new tricks.'

'But, I am the lesser of two weevils.'

'But couldn't you leave the ends of the stitches a little shorter...'

Goldbunker

'Don't pay any attention...he got beat today by some kid too young to drive the golfcart.'

"Well it's a lot cheaper than the train!"