Pricing Gifts

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"You have the memory of an elephant!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Killer Executive Suits.

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Self help acupuncture

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.