Pricing Pillows

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"You have the memory of an elephant!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Killer Executive Suits.

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Self help acupuncture

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

What the Doctor Ordered

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'