Creative Pricing Pillows

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Trump Overload

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Are we overthinking this?"

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'Hey! We've never tried a 'pity' strategy before...'

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"Charles here isn't just a duck; he's a duck with a vision."

Stage producer.

'Yes, we can get all this into your ad, but we'll have to set the copy in 0.00005 point type.'

'Figures can be misleading - So I've written a song which I think expresses the real story of the firms performance this quarter.'

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'It's perfect ... except the client wants their name to be twice as big as the art.'

"It's good but, you were supposed to be painting an apple."

Executive MFA