Price Range Juggler Gifts

'I can appreciate your concerns darling, but it is within our price range!'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Here are the new sales figures, which way up would you like them?"

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"Everything's gone up."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Wealth Juggler.

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Tennis ball girl.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

I Heart Juggling

'I need affordable daycare now!'

'The numbers aren't working.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

W.C. Fields

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'