Price Comparison Gifts

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Discover our new service for political and religious cranks! In the next room you'll find some paintings to destroy. You can buy acid at a special price of only 10 euros per liter.

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Life is a Fare War

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

"Have a nice day?"

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

My equity is bigger than yours.

"Have you compared our prices, Madam?"

'Our prices are drastically marked down from their drastic markup!'

'Here's the problem!'

"Your life must be very exciting."

"Such bargains on this side!"