Price Comparer Gifts

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

"Such bargains on this side!"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The Price of Nothing

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

Discover our new service for political and religious cranks! In the next room you'll find some paintings to destroy. You can buy acid at a special price of only 10 euros per liter.

Life is a Fare War

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

"The price is up again? I hadn't noticed."

ATM.

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'

Memoirs

"Have a nice day?"

"Remember that robin I brought along last time and explained the comparison to your bill?"

My equity is bigger than yours.

"Have you compared our prices, Madam?"

'Our prices are drastically marked down from their drastic markup!'

'Here's the problem!'