Fare Comparer Gifts

Life is a Fare War

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Taxi fares.

"What else can I claim on my expense account?"

'I hope you don't mind ordering the free bread and water. My expense account isn't what it used to be.'

Airline Charges

Dark cloud envy.

"Perfect! but it's cheaper online."

'How do you like those?' - 'Great, I can see the same pair across the road for £5 less.'

My equity is bigger than yours.

Cabby and Passenger

"Fine, how was YOUR commute?"

'Our prices are drastically marked down from their drastic markup!'

'Here's the problem!'

'Sorry, you'll just have to reverse back to where it was only £101'

"I did pay my whole bill. It's just that my payment for the hidden fees is hidden."

'It's so cute when he he sits like that.'

'John I'm 25 years old. How much longer have I got to dress like this just to save you a half fare?'

"Such bargains on this side!"