Curious Comparer Gifts

"I do count my blessings, but then I end up counting those of others who have more and better blessings, and that pisses me off."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Then what happened?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Plasma Ball

Idle parts

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Sex Section in the Library

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'