Price Comparison Pro Gifts

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

Bureau of Inflation.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Discover our new service for political and religious cranks! In the next room you'll find some paintings to destroy. You can buy acid at a special price of only 10 euros per liter.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

Life is a Fare War

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

Oil at $100 a barrel

Cost of Petrol

'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'

'Psst.'

"You haven't left the house in a week? What's the matter?" "Gas." "Is it really that bad?" "Almost three bucks a gallon."

'Sorry. In the time it took you to get out your credit card the price of smokes went up another 30 cents.'