Price Comparison Pro Gifts

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Would you like to see the markup?"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

The Price of Nothing

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Gas prices up.

"Boy, talk about inflation! When I was a little kid, that only cost $2.50!"

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

"Someone's gone to look for a price - they won't be long!"

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

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"Builder's tea? Due to an unforeseen rise in material costs, that'll be £22.40."

'Don't blame me darling, it's due to the bad winter, global warming, commodity scarcity, fuel price rises, the increase in the wealth of China, market rent rises and inflation.'

Life is a Fare War

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Why is it when they reduce the calories in a product, they always increase the price?'

'It's amazing how little a thousand dollars will buy these days.'

'Herbert's Doctor recommended shock treatments, so I brought him here so he could check out the prices.'

Oil at $100 a barrel

Cost of Petrol

'The price represents a 50% reduction on those costing twice as much...'

'Psst.'

"You haven't left the house in a week? What's the matter?" "Gas." "Is it really that bad?" "Almost three bucks a gallon."