Pretentiousness Connoisseur T-Shirts

Surprise the pretentiousness connoisseur with a t-shirt that exudes witty sophistication. Our cleverly designed tees are perfect for those who enjoy expressing their highbrow humor with style and flair.

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"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money." mockup

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

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"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad" mockup

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

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'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?' mockup

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

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Totalitarian Humour

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"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!" mockup

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

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"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'." mockup

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

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"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period." mockup

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

'This year, Sire, I've created a socko narrative of scatological raillery and rollicking nihilism which ends with a sexy justification for third quarter losses.'

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"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

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"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours." mockup

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

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"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right." mockup

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

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"My bouche was not amused."

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Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups." mockup

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

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'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.' mockup

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

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Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!" mockup

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

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"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!" mockup

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

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Pizza and Related Searches.

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"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs." mockup

"Revelatory, Michael - such airy meatballs."

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"We grind our own catnip."

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"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

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Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

Please do not give insider tips to the bears. mockup

Please do not give insider tips to the bears.

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'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

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'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.' mockup

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

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"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized." mockup

"True, it's an authorized biography, but we'd do better by marketing it as unauthorized."

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"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples." mockup

"See, there it is.Thou shalt not bake cakes for gay couples."

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'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!' mockup

'Oh, the irony! Just guess who gave me the welfare check I bought this sign with!'

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School of Comparative Anatomy

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'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.' mockup

'I'm told they even eat our arthritic knuckles.'

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You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!' mockup

You heard of the 'drugs tsar' and the 'fat tsar'...well this is the new 'waiting room tsar!'

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Pretentiousness Connoisseur T-Shirts Collection

Pretentiousness Connoisseur Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs designed for the pretentiousness connoisseur—witty, elegant, and perfect for elevating their coffee or tea moments.

Pretentiousness Connoisseur Pillows

Find the perfect pillow for the pretentiousness connoisseur—witty and sophisticated, these accents add humor and elegance to any room.

Pretentiousness Connoisseur Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that celebrate their refined taste with a humorous twist—perfect for the pretentiousness connoisseur’s stylish collection.