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Pretentious Page-turner Gifts
If you know someone who takes their reading seriously and enjoys the finer things in literature, our collection highlighting their sophisticated tastes is just the thing. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find a gift that resonates with their literary soul. Perfect for the book lover who prides themselves on their refined, sometimes pretentious, reading habits. These unique items blend humor and class, making your gift both thoughtful and amusing.
"Oh, this old thing?"
You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!
"Still suffering from writer's block?"
"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"
Reading
"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."
Bibliomaniac
The Last Non E-Book In The World.
'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'
"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."
"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."
'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'
Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.
"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."
'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'
"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."
"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"
'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'
'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'
"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."
Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club
'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'
'TV on the blink?'
Writer's block
"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."
"Really, there was no need to regurgitate the whole thing."
"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."
Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books
'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'
Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire
New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food
"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"
"I don't care, I'm on the last page."
"Can we just wait until they make the film?"
Pretentious Page-turner Gifts Collection
Pretentious Page-turner Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs for the pretentious page-turner—perfect for coffee sips during their latest highbrow novel.
Pretentious Page-turner Pillows
Browse our stylish pillows for the pretentious page-turner—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their reading corner.
Pretentious Page-turner Prints
Explore elegant prints for the avid reader—celebrating their refined taste with a dash of humor and style.
Pretentious Page-turner T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts for literary enthusiasts—witty designs that celebrate their love of classic and sophisticated reads.