Pretentious Page-turner T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that celebrate the sophisticated book lover—clever, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their highbrow reading habits with a touch of wit.

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Coffee-table kids' books

Coffee-table kids' books mockup

Coffee-table kids' books mockup

Coffee-table kids' books mockup

Coffee-table kids' books mockup

Coffee-table kids' books

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You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game! mockup

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game! mockup

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game! mockup

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game! mockup

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

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"Oh, this old thing?"

"Oh, this old thing?" mockup

"Oh, this old thing?" mockup

"Oh, this old thing?" mockup

"Oh, this old thing?" mockup

"Oh, this old thing?"

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"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?" mockup

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

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"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?" mockup

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?" mockup

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?" mockup

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?" mockup

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

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Reading

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"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one." mockup

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

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The Last Non E-Book In The World.

The Last Non E-Book In The World. mockup

The Last Non E-Book In The World. mockup

The Last Non E-Book In The World. mockup

The Last Non E-Book In The World. mockup

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

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Bibliomaniac mockup

Bibliomaniac mockup

Bibliomaniac mockup

Bibliomaniac mockup

Bibliomaniac

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'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!' mockup

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

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"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors." mockup

"I wouldn't read that book, dear... it's only there to impress visitors."

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"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning." mockup

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning." mockup

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning." mockup

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning." mockup

"It was so noisy in there - all those pages turning."

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Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities. mockup

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities. mockup

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities. mockup

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities. mockup

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

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'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.' mockup

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.' mockup

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.' mockup

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.' mockup

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

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"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!" mockup

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!" mockup

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!" mockup

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!" mockup

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

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'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.' mockup

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.' mockup

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.' mockup

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.' mockup

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

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"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop." mockup

"Frankly, I don't believe his tastevin is in the repair shop."

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"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas." mockup

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas." mockup

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas." mockup

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas." mockup

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

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'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.' mockup

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

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'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.' mockup

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.' mockup

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.' mockup

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.' mockup

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

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"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent." mockup

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent." mockup

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent." mockup

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent." mockup

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

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'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.' mockup

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.' mockup

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.' mockup

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.' mockup

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

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'TV on the blink?'

'TV on the blink?' mockup

'TV on the blink?' mockup

'TV on the blink?' mockup

'TV on the blink?' mockup

'TV on the blink?'

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Writer's block mockup

Writer's block mockup

Writer's block mockup

Writer's block mockup

Writer's block

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"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud." mockup

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud." mockup

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud." mockup

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud." mockup

"I sort of imagined with a live reading, he'd be reading out loud."

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"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days." mockup

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days." mockup

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days." mockup

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days." mockup

"For a second there I thought I heard a page turn, as if someone was actually reading a book. Must be repressed memories from the old days."

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Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books mockup

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books mockup

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books mockup

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books mockup

Books: Meet the Guy Who Sells the Books

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'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.' mockup

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.' mockup

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.' mockup

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.' mockup

'Couldn't finish it. I got reader's block.'

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Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire mockup

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire mockup

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire mockup

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire mockup

Best Sellers/New Release/Books You Still Haven't Finished Yet Claire

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New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food mockup

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food mockup

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food mockup

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food mockup

New Acquisitions at the Museum of Modern Food

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"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

"I don't care, I'm on the last page." mockup

"I don't care, I'm on the last page." mockup

"I don't care, I'm on the last page." mockup

"I don't care, I'm on the last page." mockup

"I don't care, I'm on the last page."

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"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

"Can we just wait until they make the film?" mockup

"Can we just wait until they make the film?" mockup

"Can we just wait until they make the film?" mockup

"Can we just wait until they make the film?" mockup

"Can we just wait until they make the film?"

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"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?" mockup

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?" mockup

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?" mockup

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?" mockup

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

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Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket. mockup

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket. mockup

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket. mockup

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket. mockup

Pulp fiction on bookshelf dripping into bucket.

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Pretentious Page-turner T-Shirts Collection

Pretentious Page-turner Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs for the pretentious page-turner—perfect for coffee sips during their latest highbrow novel.

Pretentious Page-turner Pillows

Browse our stylish pillows for the pretentious page-turner—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their reading corner.

Pretentious Page-turner Prints

Explore elegant prints for the avid reader—celebrating their refined taste with a dash of humor and style.