Pressure Cooker Specialist Pillows

"Well Done."

Soup of the month.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Just a little seasoning...

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Frankenfish

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

"They really expect a lot from us."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

Kitchen chef

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

What's in the milk today?

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

Well, I'm not leaving.

WWGlobal Personnel: 'Do you work well under pressure!'

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'