Pressure Cooker Explorer Pillows

'Honey, you're driving yourself too hard.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

You've Had Enough!

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.