Pressure Cooker Pillows

WWGlobal Personnel: 'Do you work well under pressure!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Danger Slow Sand.

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

"Sure I can make that deadline."

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'Now let's see how he handles pressure...'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

'Word has it that you have an ulcer, Tomkins. Nice going! You'll find an extra 20 bucks in your paycheck.'

'Ring around the rosey ...'

"They really expect a lot from us."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

Vikings behind you, a scary monster to the side...

Salesman given 10 minutes under extreme pressure to sell to buyer

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"I always put things off until the last minute."

'The three little pigs go camping'

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

"Gotta go."

'The children and I don't mind going on a diet, dear, but do you have to refer to it as the thinning of the herd?'

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Let me know if the cuff's too tight."

"Well Done."