Pressure Cooker Specialist Gifts

"Well Done."

Soup of the month.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Just a little seasoning...

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

Frankenfish

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"They really expect a lot from us."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'There's not use-by date on honey: It pretty much lasts forever...'

'Ahh, but it's a Dyson saltshaker.'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

'There's an inspector here from the Board of Health who would like to see the chicken soup.'

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Kitchen chef

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

A Chef cooking his keyboard.

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

What's in the milk today?

Well, I'm not leaving.

'Have you found contact lenses in your soup?'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

WWGlobal Personnel: 'Do you work well under pressure!'

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

'Oh, sure...You think I've 'got the world on a string, sittin' on a rainbow', well, the world's mighty heavy and that rainbow is MURDER on my hemorrhoids!'