Professional Cooking Gifts

Well, I'm not leaving.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'Like death by salad.'

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Loyalty Award

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

A chef teaches a classroom of other chefs how to properly flip something using a spatula.

Professional woman in pub

'They're a very successful family.'

"I want to work from home!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Maybe we shouldn't show how sausage and foie gras are made on the same day.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Work Life Balance

"First you make a roux."

"Pie chart"